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F.E.A.R. 2’s New Name

September 9, 2007

Because of a whole bunch of legal issues involving companies buying each other out and such, F.E.A.R. 2 is not going to be allowed to be called F.E.A.R. 2. So the-franchise-formerly-known-as-F.E.A.R.’s new publishers had a novel solution to the problem; they asked the fans what it should be named.

The problem is that the fans are apparently idiots.

What’s the new title? “Project Origin”

Are you shitting me? Project Origin? Why not just go the full monty and call it “Evil Corporate Conspiracy 2: Electric Boogaloo”? Or maybe we can petition the publisher to call it “Generic Shooter Name: The Apocalypse Prophecy”.

No, no fans, you fail. Go back and try again. Hopefully Monolith will be smart enough to invoke the “maybe” clause in this travesty’s terms and conditions.

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