That’s Cthulhu.

Lyrics © 2000 by Terence Chua
(to the tune of “That’s Amore” by Harry Warren & Jack Brooks, as sung by Dean Martin)

When there’s blood in the sky
And the end times are nigh
That’s Cthulhu!

To consume us at last
In one final repast
Here’s Cthulhu!

Oh what fun
Cthulhu fhtagn
Cthulhu fhtagn
All will chant as he rises

Sing with glee
Tekeli-li
Tekeli-li
In our cultish disguises

When the seas start to boil
And there’s trouble and toil
Blame Cthulhu!

Serve the world on a bun
There’s just nowhere to run
Anymore

Now the stars are aligned
There’s no time even for one last
Boo-hoo

Now he’s here – quake with fear
Make the way clear for the
Great Cthulhu!